veritas

sometimes i think how i wish i was more involved with my other young professionals. like i was on a kickball or softball team with some other young corporate hacks like myself. that we would have sweet t-shirts made and write reply all chain emails the week of games so we all could get siked! but then i remember i hate kickball and softball, especially when i have to pay to play. i also remembered that these games are just a physical pregame activity to heavy drinking so that we don’t feel irresponsible for blacking out on a tuesday…(i mean dude, we won our kickball game!! of course we went out drinking..) and perhaps above all i remembered how much i dislike the assholes who play on softball and kickball teams for their firms or offices.

and they said smoking would damage my memory….